A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Office...

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are, alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car... and you know how when you get in a stressful situation and stuff seems funnier than it normally is and you keep yourself from laughing - even though it's the wrong timing (like at a funeral).

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it... the guy I rear-ended was a DWARF (or is that a little person?).

So the guy storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

...And that's when the fight started.

In case you don't know, the above is a joke. No little people were injured (or even present) in the writing of this blog post.