Must Reads...

Two books have just come to my attention and have subsequently rocketed to the top of my "must read" list. They are... In Me Own Words: The Autobiography of Bigfoot, and the follow-up to it, Me Write Book: It Bigfoot Memoir.

You may remember a past post about my encounter with Bigfoot. Now, you and I can read about the big one in his own, simple (yet direct) words. Take, for example, this except from the first book:

I am not Chewba. Me think Chewbacca jerk. He ride Bigfoot coattails. He think he cool, but he not. He phony loser with no class. He all messed up on crack, me think. People think me Chewbacca sometimes. No! Me have job. Bad Wookie. Bad.

Or how about this from his memoirs:

When young fan come up to Bigfoot and say "you inspire, want be just like you!" it warm me heart. Then I reach into pocket, pull out fist size rock and smash they skull in. No want the competition. It a tough world, Junior.

That is fine literature, my friends.